SwissEntry

Paperwork

From the gallery on the first floor, a clerk drops your file — crumpled into a ball, of course. You are down in the corridor with the bat. One swing per file, three files, and there are staplers on the floor: hit one and it snaps shut and sends the ball on. The ceiling is at nine metres — in this building, nobody gets far by aiming high.

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Ready?

Space or a tap swings the bat. It takes a blink to reach the file, so press just before the file is down. Flat and fast travels further than high and steep.

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Controls: Space (or Enter, ↑, W) to swing · Esc to pause. On a phone: tap the field.

In real life, nothing swings back

The German name of this game, “Papierkrieg”, means paper war — and that is what moving to Switzerland actually feels like. Registration, permit, health insurance, taxes: every office asks for a paper that another office issues, and each one comes with its own deadline.

The guide asks you a few questions and turns them into the list that applies to you: which document is needed where, in what order, with which deadlines and estimated costs.

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